The Commonwealth of Anfield Kop is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Firmino with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.91 billion Anfield Kopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Roberto Firmino. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Anfield Kopian economy, worth 126 trillion Fotballs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,345 Fotballs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anfield Kop's national animal is the Soccerians, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anfield Kop is ranked 93,749^th in the world and 4,081^st in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.